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Can you Smell it? |
A 21 year old girl saunters into a prestigous car showroom,
looks around all the Porsches, Ferrari's and Lamborghini's before deciding on a top-end Red Porsche.
"I'll pay cash!"
she says and hands over a bagful of Twenties.
The deal is finalised very quickly and the girl drives it away.
2
days later she's back, fuming "I want my money back...it smells awfully bad when I use the brakes."
Not wanting to
lose the sale (having taken cash and fiddled the books) the sales-manager decides to ride in the car with her 'in case she
ain't driving it properly'
He gets in and she roars out of the dealership, drops it into second gear at 50 mph, floors
the pedal again and slips into 3rd at 80mph, does a handbrake turn into a country lane and then really starts to accelerate.
110mph
in 4th, 140 in 5th, the engine's roaring like a Lion with toothache, and the car is shuddering as it climbs to 170mph. The
scenery is a green blur and the G-force has him pinned in the seat.
In the distance, to his relief, the barriers of
a level crossing are beginning to come down and she will have to slow down (he thinks!), but no, she floors it and the revometer
climbs higher.
100 yards from the crossing she slams on the brakes and the car stops inches from the barrier.
"So,
can you smell it?" she says.
"SMELL IT? HONEY, I'M SITTING IN IT!!!"
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What you can do with watermelon!
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It's not mine ,but just a chinese watermelon love symbol
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They are nothing ,but watermelon
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A Message from God |
An atheist professor was teaching a college class and
he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God.
He said, "God if you are real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here
I am God, I'm still waiting"
He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Huge 250-pound rugby player happened
to walk by the door and heard what the professor said.
The rugby player walked into the classroom and in the last
minute, he walked up, hit the professor full force, and sent him flying off the platform.
The professor got up, obviously
shaken and said, "Where did you come from, and why did you do that?"
The football player replied, "God was busy; He
sent me!"
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